{"product_id":"sorry-snowman","title":"Sorry Snowman","description":"\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1y4so68\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSorry Snowman Beanie\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"93\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"93\"\u003eNot every snowman survives the holidays... and this one knows it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"128\"\u003eSorry Snowman Beanie\u003c\/strong\u003e—the holiday hat for anyone who prefers sarcastic Christmas movies over sentimental ones. Featuring one very unfortunate snowman with a crooked grin, a black eye, and a carrot nose that's clearly seen better days, this beanie is equal parts festive and ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eClassic ugly sweater-inspired knit details wrap around the top with Christmas trees and holiday patterns, while the oversized 3D carrot nose turns this from \"nice beanie\" into an instant conversation starter. Whether you're heading to an ugly sweater party, Christmas market, office gift exchange, or just trying to make strangers laugh in the grocery store, this beanie does the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eLike all Crazy Beanies, it's knit in small batches and hand-finished in the USA. Warm, comfortable, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iywnty\" data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"987\"\u003e🎄 Unique 3D carrot nose that sticks out from the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"uta52p\" data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003e☃️ Hilariously beat-up snowman face with loads of personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"12pn5os\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e🎅 Classic ugly sweater-inspired holiday knit pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"svxzre\" data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e🇺🇸 Small batch made and hand-finished in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9t53tj\" data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003e❄️ Soft, warm acrylic knit for everyday winter wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vrwvdo\" data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003e🎁 Perfect for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, and Christmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crazy Beanies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48518424297664,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/2112\/5824\/files\/hf_20260629_210152_e3d21956-21e6-4785-a473-5b48265b02df.png?v=1782768742","url":"https:\/\/crazybeanies.com\/products\/sorry-snowman","provider":"Crazy Beanies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}